if i died would you start the facebook group?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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