If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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