Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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