D3 body, D1 cock
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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