i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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