I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
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WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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