This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
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you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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