the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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