Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
is wine microwaveable?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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