i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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