sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
