I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
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