you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My vagina just clenched in fear
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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