Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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