He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
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Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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