my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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