It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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