Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm at about main and main street
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
