Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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