My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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