A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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