my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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