Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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