I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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