She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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