scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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