Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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