So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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