remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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