How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
