Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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