Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
send nudes
from the living room?
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