I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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