i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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