Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
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