i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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