Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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