That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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