remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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