Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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