Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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