Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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