sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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