scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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