he wants to bone in the snuggie
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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