What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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