Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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