Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
no. you can't hotbox the world.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.