You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.