I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
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I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.