Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.