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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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