Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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