doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
