her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
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you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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