Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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