i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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