Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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