Umm I'm too high to move.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
the liver wants what the liver wants
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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