4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
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He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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