Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
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I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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