It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just gift wrapped bread.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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