shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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