are you so shy because you have an std?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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