She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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